I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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