well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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