Dual....:-)
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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