At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
