guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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