enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
