Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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