porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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