yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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