Heybabeimwearingurpanties
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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