so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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