Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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