do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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