he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Help. Why am I so naked?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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