Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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