We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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