Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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