some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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