Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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