OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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