Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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