I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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