So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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