apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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