haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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