We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD