i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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