Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize