We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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