Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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