well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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