No subtext here. People are naked.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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