We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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