New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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