My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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