I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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