if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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