Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So many bounce houses so little time
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.