Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me