Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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