And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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