i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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