So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She told me I should be a condom model.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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