Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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