i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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