We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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