That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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