Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
