My nipple is on Facebook.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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