i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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