just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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