Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I want to fling myself into the sun
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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