Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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