Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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