It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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