Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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Found the puke drawer
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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