who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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